Welcome to The Language of Sneezing. As a sneeze fetishist and a devoted grammarian, I hope to fill the large shoes left behind by Serotica, the defunct website that is now archived here at Language.

To say it in their words -- submit your "fiction that combines sneezing and sensuality, but with style and class".

Long out of date, sorry I never managed to keep up with this, remains as an archive.


Trigeminal Nerve (pt. 1)(M) by A_Nonny_Mouse.
Synopsis: A surprise allergy attack pulls this young scientist out of a biochemistry lecture... with equally surprising results.

A Model Cold(M) by Dusty15.
Synopsis: Alissa meets Todd, a model for her art class, who has the worst cold she's even seenÂ…

The Revealing Scent(Other.) by Cullen Traynor.
Synopsis: A sizzling hot gender-bender set in an editorial office. Nonny's pick of the update!

John and Lucy(F) by Lady_Gallatea_Ravenclaw.
Synopsis: In a great story for germ fiends, a woman comes down with a cold and shares it with her husband.

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