Rubbed the Right Way
Hilsbilly and Angelis
content with having seduced Jill with only a bottle of Revlon’s
‘Cherries in the Snow,’ and an orange stick, Karen found herself
wondering, on her next foray into the wonderful world of cosmetics, if
there was any way she could take this trend in their sex life further.
Her next move was to enrol in a course of massage and aromatherapy at
the local college.
Now, that sounded promising, Karen had thought, as she swung up the
stairs to the class- and even more so as she swung out again, having
enjoyed a delicious smorgasbord of sneezes while she was in there.
Those little concentrated oils had to be potent. Whenever she found
herself in the kind of little shops on the high street that sold those
powerful-smelling soaps, powders, candles and other highly scented
unguents, her own poor nose always started to tickle and twitch like
crazy- and, having been what she called a ‘sympathetic sneezer,’
for as long as she could remember, finding herself next to someone
else in the store who was overcome with the sneezes, from pretty
teenage girls in skintight jeans shopping for friends’ birthdays to
furred and powdered Avenue matrons, Karen found herself responding
with a sneeze or two of her own.
the aromatherapy class, when the teacher had opened a particularly
evil-looking bottle of patchouli and let out a sudden, ‘iSH-hoo!’
Karen had responded with a pitch-perfect replica of the sneeze,
causing a wave of giggles- and a few sneezes- to wash around the
class. Another student, a tall black woman in a dark suit, had let
loose with a bigger, drier ‘Ah-IHOO!’ and it had looked for a
moment as though it might turn into an epidemic, but the sneezing had
died down almost immediately after that, although Karen found herself
gazing at the woman for a bit too long- had it been luck, or did she
too have sympathetic traits? The woman had caught her staring and
looked away. It had been a tiny bit embarrassing, but Karen was used
to this aspect of herself by now.
sympathetic sneezing had got her a couple of looks- sympathetic,
rueful, irritated and otherwise interested- but she’d never found
herself embarrassed about it. Karen loved sneezing, and the fact that
watching or hearing a sneeze flipped some miraculous switch in her own
tender nose seemed like physical proof, her body’s conscious
acknowledgement of how much she enjoyed it- she liked to think of it
as a quasi-sexual reciprocation.
so, an eager Karen, on fire with anticipation after a leisurely dinner
with a little too much wine, led an equally willing Jill upstairs and
into one of her spare bedrooms. Jill had never been in this room
before. The walls were painted in white, and were adorned with black
and white photographs of old jazz players. The room was furnished only
with a patterned, padded sun-lounger and a white boudoir highlighted
with gold leaf, with two stools next to it. Music was playing softly,
cafe jazz with a deep raunchy undertone.
boudoir had lots of little bottles on it with different coloured
liquids in them, and the air in the room smelled richly and heavily of
perfume. As soon as she smelt it, Jill felt a powerful urge to rub her
nose, but she remained poker-faced despite the wetness she felt
blossoming between her legs. She was excited, and she wanted to play
the rich socialite going for beauty treatment, not Karen’s sometime
motioned for Jill to sit on one of the stools. Jill crossed her legs
and allowed the hem of her tight, white mini dress to ride up, thus
offering Karen a delectable view of her long, toned legs. Karen wore a
white silk blouse, which, although fully buttoned, was fairly low cut
and showing a good deal of her considerable cleavage.
Karen was taller, blonder and sturdier than Jill, with serious curves
and gently tanned skin, Jill had a more delicate beauty, her dark red
hair fanning out across milk-white shoulders in a cloud, a
golden-brown pelt of freckles trickling across her equally generous
breasts. Beneath the white mini-dress, she was wearing white panties,
spiderweb-thin, which she was allowing Karen to have a peek at as she
crossed and uncrossed her legs. When she tossed her hair back, the
pearls in her ears glimmered through her silky red hair.
said Karen, ‘what I want to do is to start a role-playing thing, by
using the dialogue on the cards. So, as the client, you start off
suppressed a giggle. She was surprised that Karen was taking the
role-playing so seriously because it was obvious what was going to
happen, but she decided to humour her. After all, why not?
looked at the cards for her prompt and began the charade.
come to have a look at some of the procedures you use for make up,’
she said, trying her damnedest not to put on a silly voice as she
spoke. ‘Things like eye shadow, lipstick.’
said, ‘Yes, well, I notice today you’ve got your face fairly light
which is good, the natural look is very much ‘in’ at the
at once, Karen broke off from what she was saying and turned her head
to one side, put her index finger to her nose and closed her eyes.
held that pose for a couple of seconds and then turned back to look at
Jill, who raised one eyebrow inquiringly and licked her pouty,
heart-shaped lips, leaving a delicate sheen of gloss behind.
all right,’ explained Karen, ‘ I thought I was going to sneeze.’
giggled, determined to tease her. ‘Can’t sneeze all over your
customers, now can you?’
was blushing slightly, her eyes shining from the almost-sneeze. ‘You
are my customer, Madam.’
yeah. Carry on, then.’
continued to stare at Karen’s nose, thinking that this role-playing
might actually be fun after all. Obediently, she crossed her hands in
her lap, trying to ignore the little twitch of heat that had started
all business again, turned her attention back to the dialogue boards.
was I?’ She sniffled- damn, her nose was starting to tickle again!
‘Oh, yes- so what we’ll do, first of all...’ her voice was
getting breathy and hoarse, ‘is...we’ll look at your colouring and
discuss with you whether you’re happy to wear heavy or light
make-up...’ She couldn’t concentrate at all now, her eyes were
beginning to water as the tickle grew in intensity, ‘and then...and
then...choose the colours according to your complexion, your eye
colour...’ Oh God, she really had to sneeze! ‘ahh...and hair
colour, and then we’ll move on to...iihhh...ihhh...skin care...’
She gave it up. ‘and...ooh...oh dear...!’
Karen turned her head to one side, put her index finger to her nose,
Hup- CHOO!!...A...HUP...CHOOO!!’ She sniffed heavily. ‘Damn, this
happened earlier! It’s the oils making me sneeze. HUH-ISHEWW!’
know,’ replied Jill. ‘I can smell them, and they’re making me
want to sneeze as well.’
her face up beautifully, she rubbed her nose. She was excited, and
trying not to show it- Karen’s three lovely sneezes had made her
clit jump and the crotch of her panties get wet.
ruefully remembered her ‘sympathetic,’ traits. ‘Oh, no, Jill,
can’t help it!’ squealed Jill. ‘I’ve just got to...oh....’
She sniffed lightly. ‘Oh...no... it’s all right now, it went
away.’ She gave another delicate sniffle and smiled. ‘Do go on.’
yes, let’s get back to the role-play,’ said Karen hurriedly,
trying not to stare at Jill’s turgid nipples through the thin fabric
of her dress.
felt that Karen’s determination to stick to this game was becoming
more ludicrous by the second, but she complied. Watching Karen’s
sneezes, and with her nose itself feeling ominously tickly, that
familiar twitching, twisting sensation had begun in her pussy, and she
just wanted Karen to take off all her clothes and lunge at her.
eyeing her lover as she steeled herself to look capable, Jill decided
that it would be far more wicked- and far more delicious- to behave.
To sit there, her legs primly crossed, and play the innocent customer,
someone younger perhaps, someone even less experienced with women than
she was. She wanted to see Karen’s role-playing crumble, wanted to
see her lose control...it was normally Jill, in their relationship,
who had the most difficulty in controlling her libido, but now she was
prepared just to sit back and wait.
other unusual thing, Jill reflected, that due to the way they were
affected by their fetishes, it was normally Jill who would start to
sneeze first and this, of course, would start Karen off sneezing. She
watched her beautiful lover hungrily, for the first sign of a crack,
but Karen had resumed her Avon-lady spiel and Jill reminded herself
that she had to behave.
need to discuss what you’re currently using on your skin and how you
could, perhaps, better that. So, would you be happy with that?’
fine,’ replied Jill obediently.
also body care.’
definitely...’ Jill raised an eyebrow suggestively.
hurriedly looked down at her prompt cards, not wanting Jill to guess
her motives just yet- it could be that she wasn’t in the mood,
although looking at Jill’s sparkling eyes and flushed cheeks, she
doubted that. The word ‘body,’ had struck a chord in her as well,
and she was beginning to regret her pose as the dominant one.
Jill gave in to the remaining fragment of an itch in her nose and let
out a quick, muffled, snuffly sneeze into the arch of her wrist. ‘IshMmmn!...excuse
me, Miss Masseur.’
Jill sneeze started a burning itch, which slowly crept into Karen’s
nose, spreading into the top of her throat. Karen felt the itch flare
and tried as hard as she could to hold it in, but she knew it was a
lost cause. Shuddering breaths overtook her, bending her slightly, and
she clamped her hands over her nose, catching an explosive sneeze that
shook her slender frame from head to toe. ‘Huht-EHH-ihtTSCHOO!’
you too.’ Jill grinned sympathetically.
gave her a ‘don’t say anything,’ look. ‘As you can see, we do
have a wide range of products and, basically we’ve got something to
suit all the skin types... what we really need to do, before we
proceed onto anything else, is to just get you to relax a little bit.
I’m going to look at stimulating your muscles- you’ve probably got
a lot of tension in your muscles at the moment and we want to get rid
of all of that and relax the whole of your body. So, is that all right
was staring into Karen’s eyes in a way that shook her composure
considerably, but Karen soldiered on.
I could just ask you to stand up, please?’
‘ said ‘Karen, ‘We’re going to actually need you to slip out
of your dress for this, if that’s all right?’
we go!’ thought Jill, then mentally added, ‘Mind you, she can’t
very well cover me with oil when I’ve got my dress on, can she?’
For some reason, being unsure of Karen’s motives made this whole
scene even more of a turn-on for her.
she said out loud, ‘that’s fine.’
continued Karen, ‘obviously, I do need to look at all of the areas
of your body, not just the exposed parts.’
obviously,’ thought Jill, as Karen manoeuvered her around.
then,’ said Karen, ‘ that’s fine. You’ve got beautiful, soft
um, you obviously take good care of yourself.’
started to ad-lib, ‘Yes, I do use moisturiser.’
good,’ Karen purred, in what Jill was starting to think of as her
salon voice, ‘because, you know, a lot of ladies don’t actually do
that. OK, well, if you’d like to slip your dress off.’
Jill pulled the dress over her head, watching Karen’s wide, hungry
eyes as she did so. She was wearing her favourite bra, white and
embroidered delicately with gold flowers, which cupped her breasts
like the tenderest lover’s hands. A tiny cusp of pink nipple was
visible over the arc of the left cup, her cleavage exaggerated by the
bra’s wiring. She pushed back her hair, holding her arms up to give
Karen the best possible view of her firm, drawn-up chest, flat stomach
and firm, creamy thighs. Damp, dark red filaments of hair were
escaping from panties so small and delicate that Karen could have
swallowed them without a glass of water. Her body was honed by years
of exercise and care.
smiled inwardly. She could tell Karen wouldn’t be able to carry on
with this pretence for much longer. Jill wondered what form Karen’s
loss of control would take- she could hardly wait to see it!
obviously do a lot of exercise; you’ve got a beautifully toned body.
OK, so we’re gonna work on your muscles today, so just pop yourself
down on the couch if you could do that for me.’
my front or on my back?’ asked Jill.
you lie on your front for the moment,’ replied Karen. ‘ Now,
you’ve got beautiful legs, which we can work on a bit later but I
think the main area at the moment we need to concentrate on is your
back. And maybe move down to your bottom.’
I see,’ said Jill, her meek-as-a-lamb voice concealing a hidden
spiral of laughter- she got the picture alright- as she lay down on
the sun-lounger, allowing herself to relax as much as she could. She
might as well get the best out of this beauty salon routine.
I’m just going to choose some aromatherapy oils because they’re
very good for helping you relax. I’ve used a combination here that
should be suitable for your requirements...’
What are my requirements?’ Jill teased.
Karen was silent, and Jill, who was laid on her stomach, couldn’t
the matter? You still there, Karen?’
Yeah. I...Oh. I have to sneeze!!’
her hands covered in oil, turned her head and sneezed into the crook
of her arm, the sneeze ending in a dramatic high-pitched point.
She shook her head instinctively. ‘Whew. Dear me!’
now felt herself beginning to juice up, but she was determined not to
be the first one to crack. It was becoming a kind of cause celebre,
and acquiring as much importance this time as the lust and the
Where was I?’ continued Karen.’ I’m just gonna gradually start
by gently rubbing the areas I mentioned earlier. Is that all right
expertly began massaging the oil into Jill’s back. She was, clearly,
very good at this already. Jill could feel electric ripples of lust
chasing themselves up and down her spine.
I said, is that OK?’
was all Jill could do to respond, ‘ Ye...uh...yeah!’
then said, ‘Do tell me if anything bothers you, won’t you?’
it’s fine. It’s great.’
seemed to Jill that Karen could sense that she was weakening and that
Karen was beginning to gain the upper and in a competition that, up
until this point, Jill thought she was the only one who knew they were
managed to gasp, ‘That’s really nice. Your hands feel so soft.’
that’s a good point. If I can, later on, leave a manual with you
that shows you how to massage yourself, you’ll find that using the
oil will make your hands very soft.’
the time Karen was talking, her hands were moving south and Jill’s
pussy was really starting to ache for her lover. Under the
overpowering scent of the oil, she fancied that she could almost smell
her juices slipping out of her, slicking her inner thighs.
would you mind turning over, please?’
sensing the advantage again, thought it might be time to get a bit
naughty- after all, she was feeling tingly all over and it was driving
her crazy having to sit in her own wetness, the crotch of her panties
you want me to keep my underwear on?’ she asked, coyly.
raised her beautifully styled eyebrows, clearly aroused at this
well, it really depends...at the moment I feel that you need to relax
as much as possible, so if you feel that would help you to relax,
then, why not? Just pop it off.’
thought it was time for them to get down to brass tacks and cease this
what about your clothes as well? Are you going to take them off?’
I’m a masseur, remember?’ Karen broke character, feeling her
resolve slipping away. ‘I could get arrested!’
but isn’t the customer always right?’
well, it is a bit hot in here,’ replied Karen, ‘ would you
course I don’t bloody mind!’ thought Jill, ‘That’s the
herself, she replied, ‘Oh, no, Miss Masseur, not at all.’
said, ‘All right then.’ She took off her blouse and skirt,
revealing a silky light green bra and panties set, which emphasised
her golden skin and brought out the wicked green lights in her eyes.
Her bronzed, firm body glowed with health, vigour and slowly mounting
that’s good, ‘ she said, ‘I’ve been so hot sitting there doing
all my paperwork. ‘
is quite warm in here, actually...’
then took Jill slightly by surprise by climbing astride her.
, she said, ‘What I’m gonna do is...are you OK if I put my leg
said, ‘Yeah, go ahead.’
was now sitting up on Jill’s thighs. Jill looked up at her and gave
Karen her best pleading pout, which Karen pretended not to see.
explained, ‘What I’m going to need to do is to get in a really
good position to massage your body. Is that all right?’
said, ‘That feels nice.’ It did, too. She could feel Karen’s
warm sex on her thighs.
pointed to her bra and said, ‘Sorry, do you mind if I pop this off
replied Jill, ‘ you don’t want to get oil on it do you? It’s
‘ said Karen, ‘ I got it for Christmas actually. You look very
good lying there- very relaxed and calm. So what I’m going to do now
is just concentrate on this area...’
to Jill’s superlative delight Karen began massaging her breasts with
her soft, oil-filled hands, gently grinding her pelvis into Jill’s
as she rocked back and forth.
breathed, ‘Oh, that feels really nice. Your hands are really
replied Karen, ‘having your breasts played with is very nice. I
quite often get my partner to do that to me.’
gave her a mischievous look, ‘ I bet you enjoy that, don’t you?’
it might be quite a good idea later on to get you to practise on me so
that, when you go home, you’ll know and I’ll be able to tell you
whether you’re doing it right or not.’
likely story!’ thought Jill.
continued, ‘ OK, let me just do the other one. Oh- your nipples are
going hard. You’re not cold, are you?’
wanted to shout, ‘Of course I’m not bloody cold, you’re driving
me mad with lust!’
stammered Jill, ‘ I’m all right.’
said, ‘Well. Why’s that then?’ She was getting the upper hand
it’s so nice!’
continued teasing and massaging, ‘So you’ll be coming back again
then, will you?’
I will,’ said Jill. ‘You can count on thah...hahhh...whew!
held Jill’s arms tight to her sides as she relished Jill’s shivery
pre-sneeze breaths. Her long jade eyes gleamed wickedly in the evening
light, half-open, pupils dilated from lust; she was as warm and
indolent as a lazy little girl, but poor sneezy Jill could tell that
she was starting to get dangerous.
honey...’ Karen bent down and kissed her neck, then licked it,
feeling the flutter of Jill’s tortured breath.
whole body seized with the buildup of a huge, intense sneeze, taking
Karen with her as her lover burrowed closer into the luxurious silky
cushions of her breasts, not wanting to miss a single vibration of the
sneeze. She did this under the pretence of rubbing Jill’s chest and
shoulders, which she did hope would give her lover a little comfort,
but her motives were far from altruistic.
gave a quick, harsh gasp and then exploded with another gigantic, ‘ehEHSHAAA!’
that had her clasping her hands over her nose, rubbing it to wipe away
It was all very well being able to stir your girlfriend’s libido
with a single sneeze, but when you were sneezing too much to actually
get biblical with her...she had to get rid of the tickle for a few
I...I deed a dissue.’
sadistic smile not leaving her face, Karen reached for the box of
Kleenex on her side of the lounger, grabbed a handful and thrust them
into Jill’s hands. Turning her head away, Jill struggled to thank
her, made a motion with her head that approximated it and buried her
nose in the tissues, eyes streaming as she tried to get the words out,
her face contorted with anticipation and discomfort:
I’b gudda...ahh..haaAHH...I deed...haah. Aaahh. Ohhh...’
snuggled into her again, relishing every ragged breath. ‘Let it out,
hon. You know I don’t mind.’
kissed the hot skin of Jill’s neck, feeling her struggle to expel
the sneeze and get it over with, and then Jill’s whole body seized
up and concertinaed in, then out, of a tight, held-in crouch, knees
drawn up to her breasts, tissues pressed tightly to her nose as she
expelled a powerful, ‘EhhHAH-ISHHHHOOOO!’
cooed and kissed Jill as she recovered, breathing heavily- almost
panting. ‘God, I deeded thad!’ Jill exclaimed, then gave her nose
an almighty, crackling blow. Sighing contentedly, she collapsed back
on the lounger. ‘Excuse me,’ she said, sounding more like herself.
‘That was such a big tickle!’
OK now?’ Karen purred, running a hand down the incredible slope of
Jill’s firm, fleshy right breast and then cupping it- well, as much
of it as she could- in her hand. ‘I’d hate to think you were going
through any discomfort...’ then her face screwed up. ‘Oh, damn
this thing...’ she grabbed for a tissue. ‘scuh...scuse me, but
watching you...made my nose itch...oh dear...’
smiled. ‘Are you all right?’
OK,’ Karen managed with the tissue still clamped around her nose,
which was starting to feel unbearably stuffy. ‘Id's jusd
ah...a...you and the...the oils...I’b fide, jus...jus’ godda sdee...heee...haIISSHOOO!...sdeeze
by head off.’
Jill's cheeks were flushed, her breath becoming harsh and deeply
breath grew short, the tickle strong and fiery, burning her nose like
she’d just inhaled chilli. Fresh tears brightened her already
slightly red-veined, eyes as she cut loose with a sneezing fit.
hah hah hah... Ohh, thad...hah hah... oh by dose... id hah... tickles
so... hah...buch... hah hah hah-AAASHOOO!! AAIIISSHOO! IIISHOOO!
sneezes were dramatic and spectacularly messy, causing her to rummage
through the tissues Jill proffered more than once as they turned into
disintegrating white dumplings of paper under the force of Karen’s
Jill sneezed again. ‘Heeh...atSCHOOO!’
you!’ Karen exclaimed, putting her arm around Jill’s
shoulders, taking the wet tissues from her hand and replacing them
quickly with fresh ones as she snuffled and sneezed.
drew a long, congested breath through her stopped-up nose, then
brought her fist up to rub her itching nostrils vigorously, trying to
open up her nasal passages. ‘Oh God,’ she sniffed, ‘what the
hell is wrog with be? I dever sdeehze like thi-hih-’ she inhaled
sharply, uncontrollably. ‘HUHRRESSSSHHH!’
took another tissue and gave an unselfconscious, foghorning blow. She
waited for a few moments, but the fit seemed to be over, although a
slight, irritating tickle lurked in the upper reaches of her nose. ‘Haaah,’
she breathed, relieved. ‘That was something, wasn’t it?’
smiled. ‘Very, sweetheart. Is your nose calming down now?’
Jill sniffed, ‘it’s fine. Whew! How about yours?’
little tickly.’ Karen rubbed her nose hard. ‘Think I might...need
to sneeze again! This sympathy thing’s funny. It hahh...happens at
the oddest ti-hi-iTSCHII!’ The sneeze was oddly high-pitched,
followed by a hard, clogged back-of-the-mouth sniff. She looked at
Jill with big, wet green eyes. ‘You dod’t,’ she asked, her voice
teasing and stuffy, ‘bide, do you? I’d hate to thihgk you
wered’t edjoyig this. uh-huh-hUh-huhuhuh-HU- ISSSHHHwheooo!’
smiled, touching Karen’s twitchy nose. ‘Not at all, Miss Masseur.
Happens to the best of us.’
two women shook their heads, as though shaking off their sneezes, and
grinned at each other.
really is,’ Karen’s voice was husky, and she cleared her throat,
‘like orgasm, isn’t it?’
said Jill. ‘But...yeah, I do know what you mean.’
sat on the edge of the lounger with her back towards Jill.
She looked over her shoulder at Jill and said, ‘Right, what
you need to do now is rub some oil between your fingers and heat it
up, it’ll be easier to apply before you do my back and shoulders.’
rubbed Karen’s back, her fingers trailing gently down her spine,
playing with the body she was just getting to know.
you want me to put it around your breasts?’ she asked.
‘replied Karen, ‘that’s because it was the area you said relaxed
you the most.’
then rubbed some of the oil that Karen had given her onto her hands,
sat behind Karen and started to massage. The advantage was now
swinging back in Jill’s favour.
very good at this, actually,’ said Karen. ‘ Mmm, very
good...you’ve made my nipple go hard already!’
I doing it right, then?’ teased Jill.
said Karen. ‘ Definitely, but I think you need to concentrate on my
nipples a little bit more....’
nipples were now very hard indeed, and she began to squirm against
Jill’s body, her pussy starting to fill with a familiar achy heat.
like that there, don’t you?’ whispered Jill in Karen’s ear,
always one of the most sensitive parts of her body, as she held
Karen’s breasts, enjoying the weight of them against her palms, the
did her best to keep professional, ‘Well, obviously, whatever’s
relaxing can make you feel, you know, different. It can make you feel
erotic or sensual.’
it making you feel?’ asked Jill, massaging Karen’s breasts with
such uncompromising firmness it felt almost as though she was trying
to reshape them. She smelt the tang of musk emanating from the curve
of Karen’s neck, the slope of her shoulder.
could hardly speak, ‘Very turned on, actually,’ she replied
breathlessly, hot breaths hovering around Jill’s ears. ‘I can’t
help it...what you’re doing to me just feels so good! You don’t
Jill was silent. The smell of the oils was getting to her, and her
nose had started to tickle and twitch. She tried to explain.
I fee...feel. a...ah...ah... a bit ...snee... sneezy!’
softly running her fingers over Jill’s breasts, whispered, ‘Go for
Jill made a play of struggling, turning her head to the side.
‘Honey, I can’t sneeze all over you!’
laughed nervously, quivering with anticipation, her sex a hot, wet,
heavy knot. Dimly she hoped that her arousal wasn’t too obvious,
even though she could feel a trail of wetness starting to soak through
the thin, light green silk of her panties. ‘It’s, um, an
scrunched her nose up as she pulled Karen down on top of her, a soft
hiss of laughter escaping her in spite of her furiously tickling nose.
‘One of the perks of the job, is it?’ she managed to say.
rubbed her nose with clenched fingers. ‘But Miss Masseur, I
can,’ Karen replied firmly. ‘And you will.’
Jill inhaled, and then exhaled deeply three times, ‘uhhh...huh..huhhh....’
before stifling a sneeze in Karen’s ear. ‘Hmpffftschoo!’
felt the sneeze’s force, the explosive wetness of the spray tickling
her and bringing her to a new plateau of arousal.
lips, damp with the trickling spray, were at her tender earlobe again
as she whispered, ‘Ohhh...Kahhh...Karen...I think I might hah-have
to sneeze again!’
was so turned on she felt as though all her body heat was concentrated
in the core of her crotch.
she whispered. ‘Jill. Could you...could you hold it back?’
squeaking with need, shook her head, but made a valiant effort.
drank in every one of Jill’s ragged breaths. ‘ihhh. Hiiiihh. IHH.
looked at Jill’s breasts hungrily, silken pillows glowing in the
lush evening half-light, nipples alert and ready. She wanted to run
her tongue around them while Jill heaved and gasped, first caressing
the undersides, then up between...
baby,’ she gasped. ‘Just a little while longer.’
pinched her nose tightly, closing her eyes, and forced the sneeze to
stay down for a moment. ‘Please,’ she said, her voice tight and
nasal from the pinch. ‘Just please...ahh...aAHHH...’
braced herself as she felt the soft, twitching tip of Jill’s nose
against her ear, and then the force of the stifle again, ‘Haaa...Ha..
bless you, baby,’ whispered Karen hoarsely. ‘ The oil’s getting
to us both isn’t it?’
applied her teeth delicately to the soft, downy flesh of Karen’s
neck. ‘Both of us?’ she whispered, and nipped Karen gently just
under her ear. ‘Have
you got a tickly nose as well, darling?’
felt the soft pressure of Jill’s finger at her nose, and smiled.
‘Oh,’ she replied, sniffling, ‘just a little.’
Jill writhed with pleasure as she watched Karen’s contorting face,
and almost forgot what she was saying, ‘Doesn’t look like a
could tell by her voice and her eyes that she was staving off the
ever-present tickle in her nose as she talked.
Karen sniffed again, determined to withhold the sneeze and delay her
lover’s pleasure for as long as was humanly possible, ‘It’s just
a tiny bit of a tickle...I think I can get it under control.’
she realised that Jill’s finger was absolutely saturated in the
ticklish massage oil. Her nose registered the irritation before she
did, and the burn spread right through her nasal passages, giving her
a moment of agony.
she exclaimed, ‘you bad girl! You’re giving me the sneezies!’
laughed like a naughty little girl. ‘I hope so!’
grinned wickedly up at her and, realising that the damage was done,
took her hands away and began to massage Karen’s breasts, which were
beginning to heave dramatically.
nose itched unbearably and she launched into a huge, graceless
buildup- always a bad sign, meaning that the sneeze was going to be
I ...AHH.. AHH...’
sneeze!’ Karen gulped, an ominous tingle welling up in her sensitive
nose. She scrunched her face up, making desperate little holding-back
grunts as she fumbled in her pockets for a tissue, which she didn’t
find. Her nostrils stretched outward to their limits, eyebrows raising
just a tiny fraction, a slight pout taking control of her generous,
scarlet-painted lips. Karen’s
hot-looking eyes slid uncontrollably upwards and then squeezed tightly
shut as her just-about-to-sneeze face grew even more exaggerated, her
upper lip twitching towards her nose, allowing her mouth to drop open
a little more. Her eyebrows arched dramatically up her forehead, as
she took deep, gasping breaths, cupping well-manicured hands to her
bless you,’ Jill purred. ‘That was a big sneeze!’
now they were both squirming against one another, lost to anything but
pleasure. Karen looked into Jill’s tigerish eyes and her
embarrassment melted away as she saw how aroused Jill was. Mutely,
still holding her gaze, Jill slipped out of her underwear. Gloriously
naked, she looked at Karen combatively, like a cornered jungle
creature. She waited to be impressed.
sniffed. ‘That was wicked of you.’
sniffed stuffily. ‘...oooh...by nose is itchig agaid...’
bight deed to do adother sdeeze in a bidute!’
pounced on top of Jill, holding her to the lounger, and Jill wrapped
her legs around Karen’s back, holding her there as she heaved in
breath, eyes slowly fluttering closed. All this time, Jill’s
beautiful nose was twitching, and Karen watched in rapt anticipation
until Jill put her finger to her nose and stifled two sneezes in a
high-pitched, feminine squeak, before letting loose with a huge,
uncontrollable explosion that contradicted the girlish tone of the
aaahhh...tch! ahhhh...heAHHH...AHH...chhHOOO! Dear me!’
grinned as she kissed Jill wetly. ‘So d’you think you’d be able
to do this at home then?’ she asked, coming up for air.
‘It would be good if someone like me was there, though,
this is it, you see,’ said Jill,’ I don’t know if the boyfriend
would be as exciting as this!’
then guided Jill’s hands in between her legs, and said, ‘What you
need to concentrate on now is this area here.’
really?’ Jill deftly
traced her finger against the wet cleft, shielded by the green silk,
that’s very good. You see how much it’s relaxing me...well, it
would be exactly the same having someone do it to you.’
they kissed hungrily and noisily, until Jill broke away, twitched her
nose and rubbed it with her finger.
how are you feeling now?’ asked Karen with breathy anticipation.
have to sdeeze ag-ed!’ Jill’s voice was deliciously tight and
stuffy, little-girlish in its vulnerability. ‘Oh, it’s so...tihh...tickly...ah...ah...ahhh...’
the build-up increased, she lightly rubbed Karen’s crotch. Her lover
arched her back, eyes slitted like a cat’s, flaring green and
dilated with desire, watching intently.
Jill reared further and further back, her head tilting backwards until
Karen could see right into her quivering, tensing nostrils, watch
their uncontrollable, hypnotic movement.
‘AHHHH-CHOOO! Hi...iii...iiihhh...’ Jill put her finger
under her nose, but although it stemmed the sneeze, the tickle still
raged away in there. ‘hihih...uhhh.’ She stared up at Karen, agate
eyes watery, and sniffed, not managing to clear her nose in the
slightest. Intoxicated by Karen’s gaze, she began to pant as though
she’d just sprinted a hundred metres. ‘Huh! HihUH! Uh! Huh-hih-
ihd’s cubbig- I cad feel id-hih-EhTISHHHOO! Uh...’scuse me.’
laughed at her, feeling high and dizzy, intoxicated by her warmth, her
scent, and her cute little attempts to hold back. She lowered her head
to Jill’s breast and let her mouth explore the sensations of
Jill’s tender, silky skin. A thousand little shocks rushed over her
lips every time skin touched skin.
tried rubbing her nose again with her finger and then, ‘ HUP...CHOOO!
Oh, dear! Excuse me, Miss Masseur, those oils are giving me such a
felt a sharp sexual twinge between her thighs.
sniffed deeply, ‘huh...uh- huhuhuh-heh...hehh. Oh.’ A tiny pause-
her face froze- then she let out a huge, wet, satisfying, ‘Huh-ISSHOOOO!’
me take your mind off them.’ Karen traced soft, passionate kisses
down Jill’s neck to her chest, mouth landing on every golden freckle
like a butterfly. Mischievously licking around Jill’s nipples until
Jill was shivering with the need to have them touched, she rolled them
between her fingers, then took one of Jill’s hardened nipples in her
thumb and forefinger and said, ‘I think I’ll just suck this for a
minute. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?’
said, ‘Yeah...that would be nice. Ooohh...’ she put her hand
behind Karen’s head and pulled her closer to her breasts as Karen
worked away, ‘it feels amazing.’
was realising that one of life’s most sensual pleasures was that of
nipple against tongue. She wrapped her lips around Jill’s nipples
one after the other, lightly feathering them with the tip of her
tongue and then sucking harder. As Jill’s harsh breaths arched into
a promising moan, Karen felt a nasty little tickle in her nose.
wait a minute, ‘ gasped Karen, ‘ The oils I rubbed on your chest
are getting up my nose...it’s making me want to sneeze again!’ She
writhed against Jill’s breasts. ‘Let me go!’
Jill wouldn’t let go.
have to sneeze!’ Karen gasped. ‘I’m not kidding!’
go on, Karen...sneeze all over my breasts!’
Oh. I have...to...Oh... Oh....ATCH-CHEW!.. Ah. ahh...TISH...EEWW..!
AHH! AAHH...AAHH ...?... ASHOOOO!’
burrowed in between Jill’s breasts, feeling her own sneeze-mist of
snot and saliva land on the cool flesh.
wriggled, reveling in the sensations, murmuring, ‘oh yes...oh
yes....that feels like heaven.’
smiled wickedly. She’d show Jill heaven. She snaked her hand over to
Jill’s leg and started massaging her inner thighs with the oil. The
only sound that escaped Jill’s lips was a half-suppressed moan, as
she leaned back and spread her legs.
love it when I sneeze,’ Karen whispered, ‘don’t you?’
nodded helplessly. ‘I don’t know why...it just makes me so hot!’
She arched her back, spreading her legs wider like an invitation. She
needed whatever Karen was going to do. This, at that moment in time,
was all she knew.
soaked,’ Karen whispered in astonishment as she got closer, her
hands climbing and her tongue sliding down Jill’s breastbone,
slicking down her flat tummy and sliding into her navel, to a soft
moan of delight from Jill. ‘God, you must love it...I bet you really
want it right now.’ She began to lick Jill’s abdomen with long,
unhurried motions of her tongue.
looked down at her through slitted agate eyes. ‘Do you?’
smiled. ‘You know I do.’
the indescribably soft white virgin skin on the insides of Jill’s
thighs, she moved her hands further and further in to an accompaniment
of soft, partially stifled moans, closer and closer to Jill’s damp
crotch, finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, grabbing and
cradling Jill’s sex. Jill stretched the impressive length of her
body on the lounger, head jerking back with pleasure, red hair
trailing almost to the floor as her long fingers twined in it.
slowly moved her fingers in between Jill’s legs and said, ‘So,
what else do you like then?’
All sorts of things!’
felt Jill’s hips bucking under her hand, Jill’s fingers running
down the back of her neck, long nails against her soft skin. ‘See, I
told you massaging there was good didn’t I?’
that feels lovely...’ Jill writhed with pleasure, her fingers
digging in deeper then leaving the back of Karen’s neck. ‘Ooh...oh
no. I’ve got the tickles again!’
walls of her cunt pushed in and out with the rhythms of her breathing,
warm and slick, pulsing against Karen’s fingers.
face contorted dramatically and she began to rub furiously at her nose
again, which was now twitching and wriggling of its own accord,
ominously soft, quick little intakes of breath making her breasts
shake and shimmy as though mirroring the motion. Her eyes fluttered
shut, but she took in a deep shuddery breath, held it, and kept her
eyes tightly squeezed shut until she could speak again, her voice
shaky and hitching,
I really haaa...huh...have to sneeze, Karen!’
her free hand, the other still rubbing Jill’s crotch with a
delicious friction, Karen gently placed a finger under her nose, which
helped a little. Jill snuffled, swallowed, closed her eyes and got the
urge under control for a moment, then stared at Karen gravely,
concentrating, though her nostrils flared with the rhythmic heave of a
pair of bellows against her lover’s finger and her chest rose
against Karen’s elbow.
kissed and blessed her, her fingers sliding deeper into Jill’s warm
wetness as Jill quivered with pleasure.
think you’re just about ready for my surprise, Madam.’
replied Jill, ‘ I’m looking forward to this.’
stood up and discarded her green silk underwear, to appreciative
murmurs from Jill. She walked towards the boudoir and opened one of
something that I enjoy very much and I know a lot of my customers do
brought back with her a black bag, from which she produced a white
know when we were discussing massaging...’ she switched it on. It
emitted a low buzzing. ‘This is good for al the others areas of your
body you can’t reach with your hands.’
ran the vibrator around Jill’s nipples. ‘I bet you love it there,
that’s really nice!’ gasped Jill.
you seem to be at the next stage, feeling good, getting really
wet...aren’t you? Well, now, you can use it on me in a minute...’
brought the vibrator lower down and started to work it around Jill’s
cunt, touching the soft wet flesh and occasionally, to the
accompaniment of a high-pitched gasp, brushing it over and around her
clit, but not entering her.
you ever used one of these before, Madam?’ she asked, her voice not
than she’d ever been, Jill shook her head. ‘It feels so
lovely...much better than anything the boyfriend could ever do...’
feels like a real dick, but it won’t go soft on you. We have some
lubrication that allows you to have better orgasms. It makes it like
someone’s come all over you.’
that she really needed it, Karen thought, gently stroking Jill’s
cunt and meeting more of her lover’s slippery secretions than
she’d ever felt.
squirted some of the cream on to the end of the tool.
right, ‘ said Karen, ‘ spread it all over.’
said Jill, ‘ It’s so sticky!’ She stared hungrily at the
lubricated vibrator and reached out to spread the ointment further
along the shaft.
layer it, all over it. On the tip like they’ve come all over it.’
lovely and cold. It feels so nice.’ Jill imagined its coolness
against her steaming wetness, calming her a little. Those sweaty
summer evenings and Karen’s lips...ummm. ‘Can I have a play with
said Karen, the heat in her cheeks and crotch growing more and more by
the second, ‘I think that would be a very good idea...’
inserted the vibrator between her legs, biting her lip to suppress a
gasp at the shock of the intense pleasure. She tasted salt on her
right,’ encouraged Karen, ‘Just rub it all around your clit.’
grinned mischievously. ‘But I want it on my clit, Miss Masseur.’
always right, I suppose,’ said Karen, massaging Jill’s breasts,
which were hot, yet shivering under her touch. ‘Especially when
she’s got such gorgeous boobs.’ She flicked Jill’s nipple
tenderly. ‘You look beautiful down there. All glisteny and wet.’
worked the vibrator more urgently between her legs, the tempo building
at her cunt. ‘I’m not surprised,’ she murmured, feeling a rush
of juices flood her pussy. ‘This wetness just keeps on coming...it
feels like I’ve come already. I’ve never been so hot! I’m really
close, Karen. I can feel it.’
can see your juices coming out,’ said Karen wonderingly, looking
down as she pulled tenderly on Jill’s hard nipples, ‘It looks so
good...God, Jill, you are so warm and soft...I can actually feel
myself opening up to you.’
was still rubbing Jill’s breasts, tracing the gentle curvature of
their slopes, seizing and pinching the firm, rose centres, letting her
fingers linger around the cool, crepey skin outside each bud, drawn up
and flushed. She lowered her mouth to Jill’s nipple and bathed it in
dark heat, letting her teeth trace the shrinkingly soft skin.
smiled blissfully, cupping Karen’s downy mons in the palm of her
hand like a prize peach she was afraid to bruise. ‘Can I play with
yeah... your hands feel lovely,’ Karen whispered. ‘See what I mean
about that oil?’
screwed her face up. ‘Feels wonderful...everywhere but my poor
sniffed so wetly that Karen could actually hear her nasal passages
contract. The muscles of her cunt squeezed inward, a soft relaxed ring
of pleasure pouting like a mouth, as if in response to the sniff, the
was barely touching her, too preoccupied with her need to sneeze, but
she was getting to Karen’s clit, rubbing in soft, quick, circular
motions, making Karen’s breaths come almost as heavy as her own
gasps, a few quiet moans rising from her chest.
me,’ Karen begged, forgetting Jill’s discomfort as her hips thrust
back and forth of their own volition. ‘Shove your fingers right up
obeyed, nose still itching and twitching, eyes blurred with
irritation, managing to run her finger down Karen’s slippery slit
until she slipped inside, fitting perfectly.
was so unbelievably wet that Jill’s fingers were almost slipping out
of her, wiping off the excess moisture on the pale caramel curls of
touching me,’ she murmured. ‘Don’t stop.’
nose was screwing up. ‘Huh.Hiiiiih.’ She gave a little gasp, then
a desperate high-pitched noise as though she was crying, then she
reached up, her hand driving deeper into Karen’s cunt, Karen’s
pelvis keeping the vibrator steadily in place, and muffled a big wet
sneeze in Karen’s shoulder. ‘ItSCHMMM!’ Karen moaned.
does that feel?’ Teasingly, Jill imitated Karen as she began,
no-nonsense, to rub her teasing fingertips against Karen’s clit, a
tight firm knot in an oasis of slippery flesh.
You’re such a naughty girl...’ Karen sniffled, and tried to rub
her nose on her shoulder as she arched backwards, her streaming hair
and strange posture making her look like the big-breasted prow of a
ship, ‘you’re gonna make me come in a minute...and I think
you’re gonna make me sneeze too!’
come on,’ encouraged Jill, thrusting harder into Karen, the two of
them so close that the buzz from Jill’s vibrator was tracing, almost
hitting, Karen’s clit. ‘Let me help you.’
helping me plenty, believe me.’ Karen relished her own
responsiveness, the pulsing of her clit against Jill’s fingers.
Already, she was about to explode. Her nose was itching wildly, her
sympathetic traits in overdrive, and every bit of her hypersensitive.
The sneezes forced their way out of her, wet and laboured,
laughed, angling back down so that the vibrator burrowed deeply into
her. ‘Oh, honey, that looked so beautiful.’
wiped skeins of snot on her fingers. ‘Felt good, too.’
tell you what else feels good,’ Jill said cheekily, starting to
touch her again, ‘you. Oh, you’re lovely and wet...’ Jill’s
fingers dived into Karen’s sweet waiting depths. ‘Almost as wet as
I am. Honey, you’re close!’
wriggled with pleasure as Jill trailed her fingers in the slicked
curls at the apex of her mound. ‘Not so strong...otherwise I’m
going to come all over you...I can’t hold back...’
can I...but we’ve got to...let’s just...let’s...’
was making little sounds in her throat, like a pigeon cooing, which
almost sent Karen over the edge, driving her completely wild.
Karen thought, Jill was getting good at this. Only the second time
she’d made love to a woman, and there she was, her fingers swirling,
rubbing and stroking until Karen was literally delirious with
pleasure, their energies colliding, the whole of Jill’s being
concentrated in that thrusting hand. Their entire bodies were moving
in one rhythm, thrashing and contracting, moaning and panting their
way into the same rising crescendo.
yeah, come,’ Karen cried, ‘come with me!’
down,’ Jill panted, her hips undulating under Karen’s, her usually
poised face twisting into a mask of hard concentration as she shunted
her pleasure to an almost unbearable head with the buzzing tool.
hungrily watched the white, glistening shaft of the vibrator driving
in and out of Jill’s cunt, fighting back the sparks of pleasure that
were threatening to blossom into a huge explosion.
no no,’ Jill moaned, loving the wet, gooey, unladylike sounds that
her fingers made as they slipped around inside Karen. ‘Keep it
going. Don’t give in. I like to be...on the edge like this. Stay
here with me.’
can’t help it,’ Karen gasped, ‘just the way you’re doing it to
me makes me want to come!’
cunt was soaking and she was stripped of pride and arrogance, excited
beyond belief at the strokes that Jill was giving her. Jill wasn’t
very experienced at making love to women, but it hardly mattered- just
being with her was unbearably exciting in itself. Karen ducked her
head and kissed Jill’s wet, open mouth.
felt her clit begin to tingle- a wonderful, ominous feeling.
‘Please, Karen, hold it back...slow down!’
rubbed frantically against Jill’s fingers as Jill hunched and arched
with the pleasure of the vibrator.
it back? Slow down? Jesus, that was like telling a thunderstorm not to
break, one of her most forceful sneezes to stay where it was. She
tried as hard as she could to relax her muscles as Jill filled her
pussy with melting, vibrating orbs of sensation.
though she wasn’t having enough trouble keeping the orgasm at bay,
she could feel Jill’s hand sliding into her resistlessly,
fearlessly, coiling and uncoiling in her most private darkness, not
asking permission. The buzz from the vibrator added an almost
maddening edge, heightening the pleasure almost to madness.
Karen crooned, her voice ripped between desire and fear, her throat
dry and stretched, her cunt throbbing from the incomplete orgasm.
‘Jill...please make me come...let me come in your hand!’
worked her hand up slowly, her eyes fixed on Karen’s, Karen’s own
green eyes widening without her volition and her breath shortening as
Jill’s fist lifted her up as high as she could go.
single bead of sweat ran down Karen’s temple, getting lost in her
loose blonde hair as it came free from its moorings, cascading down
her brown shoulders like a milky waterfall.
reached out with her free hand and picked up the nearest bottle of oil
to hand, a golden phial of lavender oil. Staring defiantly at Karen,
she rubbed her finger around the neck of the bottle, mirroring the
motions she was making between Karen’s thighs, and held the
oil-covered finger under her nose.
you dare!’ Karen snapped. ‘You’re gonna make me...’
you what?’ Jill sniffed, rubbing Karen harder, and immediately her
face contorted. ‘Ooh, that itches!’ A thicker, wetter sniff. ‘HiEH...hah..
was beautifully formed, drawn-out, relieved. And it made Karen’s
nose itch like mad.
thighs were trembling, their overworked muscles about to give out from
the pleasure, knees weak and almost buckling with the urge to let go
that was sweeping through her in teasing gradations, building,
building, building until Jill’s thumb burrowed further into her,
setting off a quick, angry shower of sparks deep within her.
God...I’m gonna come!’ Karen moaned. She needed desperately to
yield, to give into the sensations. Their past hour of teasing each
other had driven her crazy, and though Karen couldn’t stand to
submit, this wasn’t a battle that she was going to win.
Jill sneezed again, almost taking Karen’s nose to crisis point.
felt herself jerking uncontrollably against Jill’s fingers, tiny
subterranean judders pulsing at her hips, as she tried to get her
breathing deep and under control, feeling the urge to sneeze build
along with her orgasm.
was writhing, the motions of her fingers coming raggedly, the vibrator
crammed deep and secure in her slippery folds, her fingers playing
faster and faster over Karen’s clit until Karen could barely hold
back. She was clinging on by the thinnest of threads. ‘Huhh...hutCHOO!
HutCHOO!’ She sniffed deeply. ‘HuhISSSSShoooo!’
was so distracted by the urge between her thighs she could barely
register the one in her nose. If she could somehow distract her mind,
it would work out, the delicious torture would recede, but did she
want that, that unborn pleasure, that emptiness? Didn’t she just
I’m gonna come, oh God...oh Jill...’
concentrated on Jill’s face, hard and stretched as she shunted
herself closer to ecstasy. But she couldn’t concentrate for very
long- the stress of trying to focus prevented the very relaxation that
she was trying to seek, that she’d been hoping for the minute
she’d signed up to do the aromatherapy course.
snapped completely into her body, pure, sweaty, grunting physicality,
perfumed only with sex-musk and those oils, those wicked little oils,
glistening on Jill’s breasts...oh...oh no...
bit the finger of her free hand, trying not to scream with pleasure as
she watched Karen’s face screw up in response to the new, intense
was at the bare, tingling edge of her own orgasm, but hearing that
sneeze ripped from the depths of Karen sent her over, along with the
sheer weight of all the accumulated pleasure, the frustration and
saturation of her cunt.
could have been sadistic, drawn them both back from the brink, but she
kept rubbing and arching as the vibrator buzz filled her head like a
swarm of bees, making tingles all over her body.
went motionless for a moment, the sign of her impending explosion.
Karen had seen this before, and even through her own ecstasy, she
congratulated herself on being able to please Jill so.
as she felt her cunt start to spasm and gush, Jill began to pant, her
shallow, breathless noises and her fingers in Karen’s pussy, right
up against her G-spot, pushing Karen ever closer towards her own
climax, the high delighted squeals she made as she erupted pushing
Karen right over. As she came, she felt her own fingers being
swallowed by Karen’s sex, squeezed by the rhythmic pulsations of a
truly great orgasm.
two women wrapped themselves around each other, a fragrant, sweaty
infinity knot, replaying in their memories the moments they’d just
had like shutter-clicks of vanilla porn, mouths on nipples, fingers
rubbing clits, the arch of hips, wet soft mound rising to meet wet
soft mound, as waves of desire and release fluttered through them like
the shadows on the darkening ceiling.
both collapsed, exhausted and laughing, on the sun-lounger, kissing
and nuzzling each other in the warm fragrant mist of afterglow.
Jill murmured. ‘That was amazing.’
licked Karen’s juices off her fingers- it tasted salty, like a
clean, clear ocean. She
sucked each finger, like a child.
and see me next week,’ Karen said, putting on her crisp beautician
voice. ‘We’ve got a lot of work to do still.’
will,’ replied Jill, but as she was reaching for her dress, she
turned back to her sated lover. ‘But I did come for the full
treatment and…well…’ She gave Karen the pleading look again.
‘There’s a lot we didn’t get around to…isn’t there?’
smiled, the ball in her court again. Would she make Jill wait? Could
an agonising five minutes, she reached out and took the silky dress
from Jill’s hands, looking critically at her nails.
know what, Madam?’ she said. ‘We are throwing in a free manicure